Satanist for Governor

Jonathon Sharkey, a satanic priest, plans to run for governor of Minnesota as a member of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
He states that he drinks blood, and considers the Christian God his mortal enemy. He has also filed to run in the 2008 Presidential Election.

An unofficial spokesperson stated today that he plans to run on the slogan of "Why settle for a wannabe, when you can elect a true evil madman to the White House?"