Rent a Sophomore - his skin, anyway.

Four college students from Arizona State University are offering their bodies for ad space.
Kyle Kittleson and his four buddies hope to raise money for Spring Break by auctioning off their skins on eBay. Bid right, and they will wear your logo, email address, or promotional material. One buyer per body, however.

With their luck, all they'll get is four liposuctionists and the makers of "Almond Joy".
Sometimes you feel like a nut . . .

A "shonky molly-dooker" is what an Australian might call a left-hander.