Slavery rampant

Reports state that two million people, mostly women and children, are being trafficked as slaves worldwide. A large number of these work in the sex industry. At least 10,000 people within the US are in forced labor situations including the sex trade industry.
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An unofficial official at the Department of Energy has gone on record as stating that generators connected to Abe Lincoln's rapidly spinning body are now powering all of Pennsylvania and Northern Virginia.